Reasons why cleaning my rooms sucks:
- lack of fun
- consumes time I could use to sit around and do nothing or be eating or watching my 10974th episode of Gilmore Girls
- my room is small and dark & therefore already a less-than-great atmosphere to be in let alone clean
- I'm afraid what I'll find underneath my 20-foot deep pile of clothes
- I don't enjoy doing it (see bullet #1)
Reasons why one shouldn't wear "Jesus is my homeboy" t-shirts:
- it does not make any sense
- it is confusing- is He your homeboy and your Savior? Is He your friend? Do you just think he held good values?
- It is apathetic- comes close to making a statement of belief, yet doesn't.
- lacks reverence for God
- Pamela Anderson wore it once